Steven Seagal. Actor. Director. Producer. Blackbelt. Deputy Sheriff. Business Owner. Musician.Yes, you read that correctly.
I guess I was inspired by everyone blogging about Joaquin Phoenix rapping.
Steven Seagal is a musician. He preforms a type of blues. In my opinion, its not that bad. I mean it's not great, but when you think of Seagal, you don't think musician. You think of a guy who kicks the shit out of people and then mumbles a witty one liner.
I guess you could consider me biased, as I am the proud owner almost every Steven Seagal movie. However, I have this on my iPod and find it to be a lot of fun.
If you have never seen one of his movies, I suggest that you do. Just don't go expecting something worthy of an Oscar. They are a lot of fun. I'd suggest, for you first timers, to see Exit Wounds w/ DMX, Half Past Dead w/ Ja Rule, or Mercenary for Justice.
Here are some other quotes by him. Check them out. They're good.
This man=My hero.
Peace. Love. Money.
Joe.
I cannot come up with a joke that is funnier than what is already offer up here. Man.
ReplyDeleteId give critique of Mr. Siegals performance like I did with Joaquin but I am scared that he will find me and karate chop my head in half. Even if I ran he would somehow get into my dreams and turn them into painful bed weeting nightmares. So I will just say yay steven for being diverse!
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